Word Play Hotel – Foil Arms and Hog


Hi is this the word play hotel?
Yes, will you be staying with us tonight?
Oh, you two seem nice but I’d like my own room.
Pity.
We have a twin available?
Oh.
No.
Double room please.
Sorry.
How long will you be staying with us?
I’ve already told you I’m not interested.
Could I have a private room please?
Worth a shot.
How many nights?
Eh…
One Knight.
Now sir, would you like a room with a view?
Or ‘Last of the Mohicans’?
‘Last of the Mohicans’
‘Last of the Mohicans’ OK.
You are on the 1st floor.
Great.
And your room is on the 4th floor.
Perfect.
You can take the lift?
Really?
We don’t need anymore.
Thank you.
The Wifi code is…
Lowercase…
Uh huh.
That’s it.
Would you like a wake up call?
Yes please.
You need to quit you’re job and go back to college.
Sorry I don’t have a hat for the pool?
Oh, you don’t need one.
But you do need these.
Thank you.
Will you be having dinner with us this evening?
Wow you guys are persistent.
Alright I will.
Wonderful, do you have a reservation?
Yes, I’ve never dated two guys before
and I’m not sure if I’ll like it.
Oh, I’m afraid we’re full.
Oh.
Big lunch.
Ye.
That’s disappointing
We also offer a turn down service in the evenings.
I think I’ve had enough rejection for one day.
Now, baggage sir?
Yes, an ex-wife and crippling debt.
Wonderful.
Porter!
Thank you.
Do you offer room service?
Absolutely.
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost.
You are all very welcome here
to the 10am service in room 403.
Doomdah!
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we are also on tour in ireland and the uk
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ehhhh
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