The Late Show’s Convention Bingo


FOLKS, I AM JAZZED FOR THE
UPCOMING REPUBLICAN AND
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTIONS
STARTING NEXT WEEK.
BECAUSE WE HERE AT THE “LATE
SHOW” WILL BE BROADCASTING LIVE
EVERY NIGHT.
SO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
I MIGHT SAY A BUNCH OF CURSE
WORDS IF I MESS UP.
OR IF I QUOTE TRUMP’S VICTORY
SPEECH.
I DON’T KNOW.
(LAUGHTER)
AND WE’VE COME UP WITH A SUPER
FUN WAY FOR YOU TO KEEP TRACK OF
THE CONVENTION ACTION AT HOME:
WITH THE “LATE SHOW’S”
CONVENTION BINGO CARDS!
HEAD TO WWW.COLBERTLATESHOW.COM/
CONVENTIONBINGO, AND PRINT YOUR
VERY OWN, RANDOMLY GENERATED
BINGO CARD OF POTENTIAL EVENTS
AT THE CONVENTIONS.
THEN WATCH THE CONVENTIONS AT
HOME AND MARK THE CORRESPONDING
SPACE.
SEE IF YOU SEE SOMETHING.
FOR INSTANCE, AT THE REPUBLICAN,
MARK A SPACE IF YOU SEE A ROCK
STAR YOU THOUGHT WAS DEAD.
(LAUGHTER)
OR MARK THIS SPACE IF YOU SEE
BEN CARSON WITH HIS EYES OPEN.
(LAUGHTER)
WILL SOMEONE MENTION REAGAN?
THAT’S WHY IT’S THE FREE SPACE.
(LAUGHTER)
SO THAT’S FUN ALL NEXT WEEK.
DO THAT.
TAKE A PHOTO.
IF YOU GET A FILLED OUT CARD,
SEND IT TO ME AND MAYBE THEY’LL
DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.
THEY HAVEN’T TOLD ME YET.
THERE’S ANOTHER CARD FOR THE
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION BINGO.
YOU COULD COME UP WINNER IF YOU
SPOT A WHITE PERSON ATTEMPT TO
SPEAK SPANISH OR…
(LAUGHTER)
OH, A DEEP SENSE OF RESIGNATION.
OR IF CHELSEA HAS A THIRD CHILD
AND THEY NAME IT “HOPE.”
SO HEAD TO
CBS.com/CONVENTIONBINGO AND
GET YOURS.
I’M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A
DRINKING GAME.
BUT ONE OF US WILL BE DRINKING,
AND I WILL WIN.

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