HAZBIN HOTEL -“Morning Report” -(CLIP)-


Good afternoon!
I’m Katie Killjoy
and I’m Tom Trench
Chaos out of Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side
between notable kingpins Sir Pentious
and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Cherry Bomb.
That’s right Tom
After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs!
Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory
Those two seem to really be going at it, huh?
Looks like they’re fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!
And I’d sure like to nail her hot spot!
You are a lipdick jackass Tom. Or should I say?
-No dick?
-Not again…
Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of hell’s own head Honcho
who’s here to discuss her brand-new passion project
All that and more, after the break!
Suck it up your little bitch

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